Talk Dirty

Everything but the last panel actually happened 8D;;;

I've had this habit of answering my mobile by saying 'talk dirty to me' so I've answered my phone a couple of times like that.
Luke is my brother btw 8D;;

I thought I'd draw a more RL version of Az. My hair is actually this colour o3o the blonde tips are fading though ):

Other fun ways to answer the phone! 8D
While some people are going to answer the phone like I just did then why not try these out!?

-'town/suburb' Circumcisions. You flop 'em. We chop 'em.
-MOSHI MOSHI!?!?!? D8<
-Deviant Sex Chat
-Hi! sorry this isn't a good time, I'm about to sacrifice my goat.

These are from ~AshiAshi
-Thanks, just when I had finally gotten the mood, YOU HAD TO CALL ME
-2 Fried chicken and a medium cola please
-Omg!! Is it really you? I can't believe it, you're the first one to call me in years!! This is the happiest day of my life ;A;

Az, Dace, Art (c) Me. Az. *frzdragon
Drawn on Paper. Inked and coloured on PhotoShop CS